Wanna read about bears trained to rape little girls?

Well, I don't. But apparently I. Lewis "Scooter" Libby likes to write about this sort of thing.

From his book "The Apprentice : A Novel" :

At age ten the madam put the child in a cage with a bear trained to couple with young girls so the girls would be frigid and not fall in love with their patrons. They fed her through the bars and aroused the bear with a stick when it seemed to lose interest.

Anyone want to venture a guess as to what is it about the so-called Morality Party that makes its members so inclined to sit around imagining bizarre sexual scenarios -- with a special interest in bestiality?

We've got Lil Ricky Santorum who blurts out "man on dog action" to reporters and now this joker writing about bears and little girls? Oh yeah, they apparently fuck a deer in "The Apprentice" too. (Does Trump know about this?)

Isn't this the party that just can't get out of everyone else's bedroom? Small wonder if this is the kind of thing they imagine might be going on there...

No doubt we will soon be hearing something about Rove's informational pamphlet on sodomizing little baby bunnies any day now.