It's my understanding that we'll be discussing such profound topics as:
- Cato vs Rand - Given the seemingly endless conflicts between the Cato Institute and the Ayn Rand Institute, we'll be looking into the most irritating conflict of them all: Who spends more on high priced hookers (male AND female)? Cato says Rand, Rand says Cato. We report, you decide.
- Kirk or Picard - Given that Shatner wore a toupee when he commanded the USS Enterprise and Stewart did not, who's gazpacho would be zestier? The RAND Corporation (NOTE: NOT the "Rand Institute" from the above) did a study in the mid-90s and discovered that in fact Stewart's would be zestier, though in a head-to-head cook-off between Nimoy and Frakes, Nimoy's chili would win. Go figure.
- Ginger or Mary Ann - this one is obvious, don't you think?
Again, 10:30 this morning.
You were great today!
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