April 2, 2013

Dawn of the Unendorsed Primary

April 2, 2013, Pittsburgh, PA - The sun rose today over a city engulfed in uncertainty and confusion.


Citizens stumbled out of their homes into a landscape which now seemed strangely unfamiliar and almost menacing.


A growing sense of dread turned to outright horror as they realized...


Oh noes! They have to pick a nominee for mayor all by themselves -- without having a candidate endorsed for them by the Allegheny County Democratic Committee!

 
Oh slate card, how you will fail us!
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4 comments:

  1. UnknownApril 2, 2013 at 11:32 AM

    Hahaha love the use of pictures.

    Please read my article "Do curfews keep teens out of trouble?" http://confessionsoftheoutspoken.blogspot.co.uk/2013/04/do-curfews-keep-teens-out-of-trouble.html

    I'd love to know your opinion on the matter.

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  2. Mark RauterkusApril 2, 2013 at 4:40 PM

    Nice posting. Where is that 2 coat hanger in the hands thingie that points one in the right direction?

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  3. YinzerBoyApril 4, 2013 at 10:47 AM

    Don't kid yourself. There's an endorsed candidate. He's just not on a piece of paper. The endorsers had to get the endorsed to drop out so they could endorse the unendorsed endorsed candidate. Got it?

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  4. MariaApril 4, 2013 at 12:07 PM

    I believe you are correct, sir.

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