Man I can't wait till I get my UPMC business cards. Don't know why I have to wait.
Wonder what my email will be. LukeR@upmc.com? No, sounds like "lucre", that could go wrong on teh Facebook. Luke@upmc.com ? oops - Luke@upmc.edu? Yeah, that'll be good.
I'll be dropping those puppies in fishbowls all over town.
"I be on my suit and tie sh*t, tie sh*t, tie I be on my suit and tie sh*t, tie sh*t Can I show you a few things? A few things, a few things, little baby cause I be on my suit and tie sh*t..."
You know I wish they would develop a masturbation app so I could at least be enjoying myself while I'm enduring this drivel.
ReplyDeleteMan I can't wait till I get my UPMC business cards. Don't know why I have to wait.
ReplyDeleteWonder what my email will be. LukeR@upmc.com? No, sounds like "lucre", that could go wrong on teh Facebook. Luke@upmc.com ? oops - Luke@upmc.edu? Yeah, that'll be good.
I'll be dropping those puppies in fishbowls all over town.
"I be on my suit and tie sh*t, tie sh*t, tie I be on my suit and tie sh*t, tie sh*t Can I show you a few things? A few things, a few things, little baby cause I be on my suit and tie sh*t..."
ReplyDeleteWhat do you want? This has been my public face for years!
ReplyDeleteI wonder if bubbles is dancing at Silky's tonight?
ReplyDeleteDon't nod off, don't nod off ... how long till I can get out of here ... will he/she never shut up ...
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