Fox News host Megyn Kelly on the shiny, clean, unassailable whiteness of Santa and Jesus (via Raw Story):
“For all you kids watching at home, Santa just is white,” Kelly said. “But this person is just arguing that maybe we should also have a black Santa. But Santa is what he is.”
“Just because it makes you feel uncomfortable doesn’t mean it has to change, you know?” she added. “I mean, Jesus was a white man too. He was a historical figure, that’s a verifiable fact, as is Santa — I just want the kids watching to know that.”
Of course Santa's white. He's been white next to the weapons of mass destwuction the whole time. Sitting next to Jesus. Behind the couch. The whole time.
ReplyDeleteWere aliens to land on earth tomorrow, I'd express true embarrassment and beg forgiveness for being of the same phylum.