August 18, 2007

BREAKING NEWS:Steely McBeam Begins Feasting On Pittsburgh's Children


When reached for comment, he said, "What's the problem? I need their innocent life essense in order to maintain my physique. It was either that or steroids, you know."

Take that, Carbolic Smoke Ball!

6 comments:

  1. Ron Paul would never eat babies. He's a doctor.

    ReplyDelete
  2. I had the same reaction to that picture. The kid looks scared to death.

    ReplyDelete
  3. Ron Paul believes Steely McBeam should be left up to the States.

    ReplyDelete
  4. Scooped! And by one of those slick, smooth-talking radio hosts, no less!

    ReplyDelete
  5. Compared to Ron Paul, Steely McBeam's a sissy.

    ReplyDelete
  6. Sometimes I wonder if the photo editors at the P-G aren't secretly thinking, "Here's one they'll really have fun with at Carbolic!"

    Pilt

    ReplyDelete