March 6, 2010

idiots

How fucking drunk, drugged or stupid do you have to be to go to the wrong house and ring someone's doorbell at 4:30 in the fucking morning???

Thanks for scaring me half to death, morons.

3 comments:

  1. i would have either had a heart attack or bashed them with a ball bat before i realized they were just fools.

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  2. My heart jumped when I heard the doorbell. I thought I'd find a cop at the door or someone with some horrible news.

    When it registered that it was a couple all dressed up from a night on the town, I was just disgusted.

    There'd been a loud party on my block earlier and fools honking horns at 2AM calling out to someone.

    I didn't even say anything to the idiots at the door and when they saw me, they sheepishly walked away.

    [sigh]

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