August 13, 2021

HAPPY REINSTATEMENT DAY!

Well, friends. Today is the day.

Today is the day that the Supreme Court will finally rid us of this troublesome fake-news/deep state-"stolen elected" president and reinstate the one true God-endorsed remaker of MAGAmerica, Donald Trump.

Just watch the news today, oh boy.

As surely as there's a pedophile ring run out of the basement of Comet Ping Pong, Donald Trump will be reinstated. Today.

Tony Norman even says so:

Before the end of the day, the twice-impeached abomination of desolation will receive the full constitutional powers accorded every president. He will then pardon his supporters and punish his enemies in the mother of all Twitter rants.

See? 

And in case you think I'm just pulling your leg, Tony says this a paragraph or two later:

This truth has already been confirmed in prophetic utterances on the internet by godly men and women who understand that Trump has been specifically ordained by heaven itself to be God’s instrument in America.

Again, see?

And there's no need, my friends, for you to fact-check with the context of Tony's column from which I so carefully cherry picked these words, you know?

I mean everyone knows that you can completely trust me to tell you the truth when I tell you I am telling you the truth, right?

Every Cretan says so.

On a more serious note, there's this from ABC News:

False claims of fraud in the 2020 election are fueling calls for violence on social media, the Department of Homeland Security is warning local police departments.

“DHS has seen an increasing but modest level of individuals calling for violence in response to the unsubstantiated claims of fraud related to the 2020 election fraud and the alleged ‘reinstatement’ of former President Trump,” a DHS spokesperson told NBC News.

Oh, boy.