When I first heard about Homeland Security Chief Michael Chertoff's "gut feeling" my immediate reaction was that someone needed to mash Chertoff's statement:

with this video:
However, the day after he made his remarks he said he hadn't meant to alarm anyone and Official White House Spinmeister Tony Snow responded as
following in a presser:
Q: Does the White House and the President share that same gut feeling?
MR. SNOW: I don't want to try to get into gastrointestinal descriptions.
Fine.
So we were told: "Don't worry, be happy" only to discover later that night
that:
"The al Qaida terrorist network has rebounded and is at its greatest strength since it was expelled from Afghanistan after the Sept. 11, 2001, attacks, a new top-level U.S. intelligence assessment concludes..."
And, then there's
this:
The White House has called an urgent multi-agency meeting for Thursday to discuss a potential new al Qaeda threat on U.S. soil, ABC News reported on Tuesday.
[snip]
The unnamed official told ABC the level of concern of a new attack in the United States was now higher than it had been in some time.
So which is it?!?
Do we believe the Bush Administration or the Bush Administration???Maybe it's because the NeoCONs are so completely conflicted about a possible terrorist attack themselves, they can't keep their stories straight.
After all, they tell us we're in Iraq because "we have to fight them over there so we don't have to fight them here" and that they are the only ones who can save us, but then they have to periodically
scare us into submission with terrorist warnings every time Bush gets some bad PR.
So who's a poor girl supposed to believe?
Then to top it off we have
this from Virginia's own (he never moved back to PA, did he?) batshit crazy Rick Santorum:
Santorum Suggest New Terror Attacks Will Change View Of War
[...]
Santorum went on to clearly imply that terror attacks will occur inside America which will alter the body politic and lead to a reversal of the anti-war sentiment now dominating the country.
"Between now and November, a lot of things are going to happen, and I believe that by this time next year, the American public's going to have a very different view of this war, and it will be because, I think, of some unfortunate events, that like we're seeing unfold in the UK. But I think the American public's going to have a very different view," said the former senator from Pennsylvania.
Yep, that's Lil Ricky getting all misty-eyed about how another big terror attack on US soil will bring the American public back around to the right way of thinking.
[sigh]
So, to review, according to the Bushies:
Run! Run! We're all going to die!
It's all cool! :-)
Run! Run! Only we can save your sorry asses!
We're creaming our jeans for a big BOOM from al Qaeda to put you bitches back into line -- our only hope for November '08.
Got it?
Good!
So, what's the only things that we
do know?
1. According to our own government, the Iraq War has created more terrorists.
2. Al Qaeda is now as strong as ever.
3. Bin Laden has still not been captured "dead or alive."
Heck of a job, Bushy!
(h/t to
Bram for emailing me the Santorum quote.)