US Rear Admiral says GITMO suicides an "Act of War"

From CBS News:

"They hung themselves with fabricated nooses made out of clothes and bedsheets," Navy Rear Adm. Harry Harris told reporters in a conference call on Saturday.

Harris described the suicides as an "act of asymetric warfare" and not one of desperation. He said the three deaths appeared to be a coordinated effort.

Damn these terrorists and their naked aggression!

We must send the strongest message possible to the rest of those wily, sinister, foreign motherfuckers held at GITMO and retaliate in kind!

Rear Adm. Harry Harris (and all true patriots) must respond ASAP by killing themselves.

If they don't, the terrorists win...


(Hat Tip to Califlander, richter & mpc 12 at Daily KOS)