Just another ink-stained wretch

Rick Santorum inks his new column.
It would appear that Lil Ricky Santorum has a new job penning a column over at the Philadelphia Inquirer.

Post-Gazette columnist Tony Norman gives Ricky some tips here.

However, since Ricky says of his new gig, "I promise to be gentle," I promise not to read him.

I want good ol' batshit crazy Ricky back! Well, not back in SW PA, but I guess we don't really have to worry about that, now do we?