This morning, I was going to blog on Hunter Biden and how two local rightwingers (Wendy Bell and Congressman Guy Reschenthaler) have been flogging the story as a proven fact when it's far far from being proven.
In fact NBC is reporting:
Federal investigators are examining whether the emails allegedly describing activities by Joe Biden and his son Hunter and found on a laptop at a Delaware repair shop are linked to a foreign intelligence operation, two people familiar with the matter told NBC News.
Something Wendy and Guy probably won't tell you.
As I said, I was going to dive deeper into that story when I saw this on twitter:
Twitter Shuts Down Entire Network To Slow Spread Of Negative Biden News https://t.co/JPmjOrKPcr via @TheBabylonBee Wow, this has never been done in history. This includes his really bad interview last night. Why is Twitter doing this. Bringing more attention to Sleepy Joe & Big T
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) October 16, 2020
The Babylon Bee is a satirical news site:
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The Babylon Bee was created ex nihilo on the eighth day of the creation week, exactly 6,000 years ago. We have been the premier news source through every major world event, from the Tower of Babel and the Exodus to the Reformation and the War of 1812. We focus on just the facts, leaving spin and bias to other news sites like CNN and Fox News.
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Evidently, the very stable genius that is Donald Trump can't tell the difference between that and real news.
But let's look at the story anyway. Here's the lede:
In a last-ditch effort to stop negative stories about Joe Biden and his family from spreading, Twitter shut down its entire social network Thursday.
Does Trump not remember tweeting this on Thursday?
I will be doing a major Fake @NBCNews Town Hall Forum, live tonight from Miami, at 8:00 P.M. They asked me to do it in place of the Rigged Steve Scully (he is now suspended from @cspan for lying) Debate. I wonder if they’ll treat me as well as Sleepy Joe? They should!
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) October 15, 2020
Then there's the second paragraph from the Babylon Bee's scoop:
After seeing account after account tweet out one particularly bad story, CEO Jack Dorsey realized he had to take action. Dorsey smashed a glass box in his office reading "Break In Case Of Bad Publicity For Democrats." Inside the case was a sledgehammer for smashing Twitter's servers.
And Donald Trump didn't realize he was reading parody?
Or how about any of the other current "news" pieces at the Babylon Bee? For example:
- Senator Hirono Demands ACB Be Weighed Against A Duck To See If She Is A Witch
- Ben Shapiro Parts Colorado River While Leading Exodus From California
- Dems Criticize ACB For Constantly Interrupting Their Campaign Speeches
Stable genius, Donald Trump.
Congratulations, GOP. This is your guy.
