September 29, 2021

Statement Regarding The FRAUDULENT "Best of Pittsburgh 2021" Poll (UPDATE: Sign The Petition!)

As some of you may know, this blog was nominated for "Best Blog" in the most recent "Best of Pittsburgh" poll put out by the Pittsburgh City Paper.

They posted the so-called "results" this morning:


As you can see, this blog wasn't even listed in the first three.

My statement:

We all know why Discover The Burgh is rushing to falsely pose as the winner, and why their media allies are trying so hard to help them: they don’t want the truth to be exposed. The simple fact is this "Best in Pittsburgh" poll is far from over. Discover The Burgh has not been certified as the winner in any Pittsburgh neighborhoods, let alone any of the highly contested coffee shops headed for mandatory recounts, or neighborhoods where our blog has valid and legitimate legal challenges that could determine the ultimate victor (me).

Beginning Monday, our blog will start prosecuting our case in court to ensure the Federal alternative newsweekly polling laws are fully upheld and the rightful winner (me) is seated. Pittsburghers are entitled to an honest poll: that means counting all legal votes, and not counting any illegal votes. This is the only way to ensure the public has full confidence in the poll. It remains shocking that Discover The Burgh refuses to agree with this basic principle and wants votes counted even if they are fraudulent, manufactured, or cast by ineligible or deceased readers. 

Over the past few weeks, many people have been saying, "The only way Dayvoe will lose this election is if the polling process is rigged."

A few weeks ago at the shooting range, a big strong man came up to me, tough kind of a guy, and said, "I want to thank you, Dayvoe, for being the best blog in Pittsburgh." And he had tears coming down his eyes. This wasn’t just a statement, because he had tears coming down. Unless he was a real wise guy. But he had tears coming down his eyes.

So we know that this poll is fake news.

So I am hereby demanding a full forensic accounting of all of the City Paper polling data. I want to see exactly how the Demoncrat Deep State hacked into the CP's servers and made all those dead people vote at all those coffee shops. 

Want to know how I know that this poll was rigged?

Wendy Bell came in second in "Best Jagoff."

Thank you and good night.

That's all.

UPDATE: Sign The Petition!