Look at how much "air time" Wendy Bell spent on an extended Ranch Dressing metaphor:
It finally happened! @WendyBellPgh tackles the topic everyone else is afraid to address! Shocking! A blockbuster!
— JON (@JonInPGH) January 11, 2022
I hate to admit but I see a Pulitzer in Wendy’s future!
DO NOT MISS this 2 minutes of journalistic brilliance!!! pic.twitter.com/2jTzIvs2l2
Ranch Dressing? Really?
When do we start worrying about Wendy Bell's mental health?