"Binders Full Of Women"

The inevitable tumblr on Mitt's creepy "binders full of women" remark:

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Mitt Romney doesn't understand why you can't open a window on a plane

This is from the Los Angeles Times, not The Onion:

“I appreciate the fact that she is on the ground, safe and sound. And I don’t think she knows just how worried some of us were,” Romney said. “When you have a fire in an aircraft, there’s no place to go, exactly, there’s no — and you can’t find any oxygen from outside the aircraft to get in the aircraft, because the windows don’t open. I don’t know why they don’t do that. It’s a real problem. So it’s very dangerous. And she was choking and rubbing her eyes. Fortunately, there was enough oxygen for the pilot and copilot to make a safe landing in Denver. But she’s safe and sound.”

There are no words...

Mitt "Panderface" Romney on Univision

A lot of people (Gawker, Jezebel, HuffPo, Wonkette, DU, to name a few) have noticed that Señor Romney looked a tad different when he appeared on Univision. Perhaps it was just a bad makeup job, perhaps he thought he was going to be on a telenovela instead of a news show, perhaps he's taking tanning tips from Boehner now, or maybe he really believes that he'd "have a better shot at winning" the presidency if his father had been born to Mexican parents.

Talk about playing to your base...

Romney introduces Ryan as the next PRESIDENT!

Mitt Romney's Trickle Down Economics: The Hot Chocolate Edition

Via Jesus' General:

On their way out, Ann throws away her half-consumed hot chocolate, but Mitt approaches the counter. "I know you guys can't sell this again, but I was wondering if one of you guys wanted the rest of my hot chocolate."  

"No thanks," one of the other baristas told him, wondering if this was some sort of bizarre joke.  

"I don't want to waste it, there's still plenty left, it's still perfectly good..."

Got backwash? What's wrong with this guy?!