Pssst...Our Marching Orders Are In

Apparently it's time for Lefties like me to switch gears and stop our War on Christmas to conduct a new battle:

The War on Easter Begins today. Discuss strategies. -Atrios 9:21 AM

In a similiar vein, The Right has demanded that the company that makes Peeps come out with more religiously inspired versions of that dastardly secular candy.


Here's their proposal for the new Marshmallow Jesus Peep^®:


(Marshmallow Jesus Peep^® and Marshmallow Cross Peep^® sold separately.)