Date: 5/18/05, morning
Place: Squirrel Hill
All dialogue guaranteed verbatim:
So, Pittsburgh mayoral Democratic primary winner (and shoe-in for November) Bob O'Connor walks into Starbucks to get some caffeine. He looks around and greets a random patron (as politicians are wont to do).
O'Connor: "Hi. How are you doing?"
Random Patron: "Terrible! You won and now we're all in trouble!"
[Snickers and laughter from the other patrons.]
O'Connor leaves with tail between his legs.