We are the 99%

July 15, 2005

Do Not Let This Man Have Sex!!!

We certainly hope that Sen. Rick Santorum's (R-VA) Communications Director does not have sex as that would be wrong. It seems that he is an out gay man, but his boss believes that gays and lesbians do not have any legal right to have gay and lesbian sex:

In an interview with the Associated Press, the Senator suggested that the government has the right to prohibit gay and lesbian individuals from expressing love for each other physically. "The idea is that the state doesn't have rights to limit individuals' wants and passions. I disagree with that," said the Senator, "I think we absolutely have rights because there are consequences to letting people live out whatever wants or passions they desire. And we're seeing it in our society."

Full Story Here.
We highly recommend that Sen. Santorum immediately start an undercover investigation on his Communications Director to catch him in the act. That way, he could have evidence of gay sexual acts being performed in case the Senator's fondest wish comes true and those acts someday become illegal again.

This is an important job and Sen. Santorum should not leave it to a subordinate or third party. We respectfully request that he conduct a sting operation himself.

2 Political Junkies will be happy to aid the Senator by publishing any video of the sting that he captures here on our blog.

We consider it our sacred duty to do anything possible to help our courageous Senator in his efforts to stop the terrible menace of gay and lesbian sex!

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PHOTO SIMULATION OF UNDERCOVER STING OPERATION:


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