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August 4, 2005

Santorum is Super!

The third senator from Virginia will be gracing these parts for a book signing tomorrow. Why not come out and greet him?

When: 9;45 AM Friday, August 5th
Where: Borders Books, Bethel Park 1775 North Highland Avenue.
What: To celebrate all that is Rick Santorum!!! Super!!

(Burqas optional)

You can even SHOW YOUR LOVE FOR SANTORUM by downloading posters and Lil Ricky masks from this website.

And, while you're at Borders, why not pick up a copy of his SUPER book that contains such fabulous pearls of wisdom as:

"In far too many families with young children, both parents are working, when, if they really took an honest look at the budget, they might confess that both of them really don’t need to, or at least may not need to work as much as they do… And for some parents, the purported need to provide things for their children simply provides a convenient rationalization for pursuing a gratifying career outside the home." (It Takes a Family, 94)

"Many women have told me, and surveys have shown, that they find it easier, more “professionally” gratifying, and certainly more socially affirming, to work outside the home than to give up their careers to take care of their children. Think about that for a moment…Here, we can thank the influence of radical feminism, one of the core philosophies of the village elders." (It Takes a Family, 95)

"The notion that college education is a cost-effective way to help poor, low-skill, unmarried mothers with high school diplomas or GEDs move up the economic ladder is just wrong." (It Takes a Family, 138)

"It’s amazing that so many kids turn out to be fairly normal, considering the weird socialization they get in public schools." (It Takes a Family, 386)
If you're lucky, you might even be able to get Santorum's autograph! Could anything be more SUPER? Actually, if you're a woman, what would be really, really SUPER is if you wore an apron to show that you know your proper place! C'mon ladies!

1 comment:

Jonathan Potts said...

Even more reason to show your appreciation:

http://www.post-gazette.com/pg/05216/548813.stm