What Fresh Hell Is This?

March 27, 2006

Good News in Iraq

From Americablog:
I've come to the conclusion that AMERICAblog has been far too critical of the war in Iraq, so we're going to devote an entire post to the good news about Iraq. Happy news. Puppy dog warm and fuzzy kind of news. Please feel free to add your own good news in the comments.

Ten good things about Iraq:
  • No Ann Coulter
  • Only 69 people died in today's violence
  • If the number of dead hits 70, Bush can say that Muslim's read backwards so it's really only 7
  • At least they don't put Christians to death
  • No more torture
  • Flowers
  • Electric bills are at an all-time low
  • Freedom is on the march
Any more happy news?
Let's see if I can add some more:
  • There's two different ways for Americans to pronounce the name of the country: ih-RACK and EYE-rack. Neat, huh?
  • They never had to suffer through Cop Rock
  • They probably hate the United Nations
Feel free to add some more in the comments.

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