"Intimidating and scaring my family - and they feel threatened, let me assure you - that is thuggery."
"We are writing to express our outrage regarding the actions of your campaign, which have put our six young children at a serious safety risk."
Question: How can Tricky Ricky Santorum's kids be at risk from anyone at a Penn Hills, Pennsylvania property when they live in a near million dollar home in Virginia?
Answer: Beats me.
Question: Why did Mrs. Tricky Ricky call the U.S. Capitol Police to report someone supposedly trespassing at a property in Pennsylvania?
Answer: She forgot the area code for Penn Hills (we're guessing).
Question: How many more times will Tricky Ricky hide behind his children and cry wolf?
Answer: This isn't the first time, so we doubt it will be the last.
Question: What does crying wolf make Tricky Ricky?
Answer: As Atrios would say: