May 2, 2006

YOU choose the headline!

Your choices are:

A. Republicans and Lobbyists and Hookers! Oh my!
B. Whores at the Watergate...and hookers too!
C. What happens at the Watergate doesn't stay at the Watergate
D. Forni-gate!
E. Republicans caught entering illegally at the Watergate
F. God's Own Party Parties Hardy
G. Repugs get their willies slicked by prostitutes
H. So what! Clinton got a blow job from a Jew on Easter!***

***For wingnuts only

In case you missed it, there's a storm a brewing: an investigation that links former Rep. Randy “Duke” Cunningham (REPUBLICAN), a $21 million contract from the Department of Homeland Security, and hookers at the Watergate.

Question: At the Watergate? Why do Rethuglicans always return to the scene of their crimes?

1 comment:

Sherry Pasquarello said...

i like A, tho B is pretty good! ; )