Despite any expectations on the part of my readership, it does not look like I will be birthing the Antichrist today (Damien Justin Satan if a boy, Whore of Babylon Britney Satan if a girl).
However, as I have yet to actually see any pictures of Baby Brangelina (Shiloh Nouvel Jolie-Pitt), I'm going to assume that all reports of her birth last week were false and that she was actually born at 6 am this morning and is the Antichrist (but only because Britney Spears and K-Fed somehow failed to live up to their pact with the Devil).
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as the bumper sticker i saw said "come the rapture, can i have your car??" ; )
one thing i'm glad about is that i didn't get ruptured today.
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