Since the parties involved and this administration have no clue, I have a suggestion:
Sit all parties down and have them watch the series "My Fair Brady/ We're Getting Married!" a reality show with a genesis in two other reality shows (Christopher Knight, known as Peter Brady of the 70s phenomenon, The Brady Bunch, and Adrianne Curry, the first ever crowned, "America's Next Top Model," caught each others eye during VH1's Surreal Life 4...) .
No matter how fucked up they think their situation is or how fucked up they think the other side is, they will realize that no one and nothing else can be as ugly, crass, contemptible and volatile as Christopher Knight and Adrianne Curry and their hideous relationship.
Ooops, commercial break is over -- need to get back to the show!
(Hey! A girl has to watch something besides C-SPAN once in a while.)
UPDATE: Forgot "vile" and "self-absorbed."