September 16, 2006

BREAKING: P-G Has No Pics/Articles On Luke Ravenstahl On Their Front Page!

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City Reacts With Mixture of Horror and Grief

Pittsburgh,
Saturday, September 16, 2006, 3:30 AM



When 2pj's intrepid reporter asked Pittsburghers on the street for their reaction to the lack of Lukeness on the Pittsburgh Post-Gazette's online "front page," Girl-With-Impossibly-Shrill-Voice-Hanging-Out-On-Stoop-At-3:30 AM (twentysomething, South Side) responded, "I need my Luke fix. Where am I gonna go get one now? Brrrwww. Pthraaaaaw!" as she proceeded to throw up on the reporter's shoes.

Similar reactions are expected from most Pittsburghers when they awake to the news.
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