What Fresh Hell Is This?

February 12, 2007

Place Yer Bets!

Remember Pastor Haggard?

He's the guy who spent a great deal of time denouncing homosexuality all while enjoying the pleasures of a male prostitute and crystal meth.

After a three week intensive course in...something, he's now declared himself 100% heterosexual. This comes as great news to our friend Sue.

Another Sue (this one is Susie Bright) has set up a betting pool for those who are certain Haggard's gonna fall off the hetero-wagon, they're just not sure when.

Place yer bets!

6 comments:

Sherry said...

me, i'm not a betting type, but oh i'm sure it will be soon.

what a load of crap they shovel at their faithful church members!

Expiration Date said...

Thanks so much for piling on, Dayvoe! This pushed me over the edge, I'm afraid. I have NEVER bet on anything, let alone started a betting pool, but I guess that's because most games don't deal directly with sexual repression like this one! The Proceeds are going to be divided between the winners and a fierce gay youth group called LYRIC.. and if none of us hits the lucky date, then LYRIC takes all! Feeling good in spite of Ted!

susie

Shawn said...

Me, I'm guessing he gets caught at an I-95 rest stop north of Miami with an "cured" Evangelical man in, oh, say about, October.

Democrats-Lie said...

I'll take your bet and I'll raise you 100 more.

I give him within the 12 months.

Anonymous said...

I'm not sure, but was that the REAL Susie Bright commenting ("expiration date")??

Dempcrats-Lie (Genuine) said...

Look at the IMPOSTOR Democrats-Lie pretending he has $100.