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March 16, 2007

BREAKING NEWS: Khalid Sheikh Mohammed’s Local Connection!

2 Political Junkies has just learned from several unnamed sources that after some additional waterboarding questioning, terrorist Khalid Sheikh Mohammed has just confessed to being responsible for putting all those City of Pittsburgh-owned images on the Ravenstahl Campaign website.

We will post further details on this story as soon as they come in.

1 comment:

Richmond K. Turner said...

For whatever it's worth, my sources are telling me that it took much more time to get him to confess his role in the Ravenstahl thing than it did for him to confess to 9/11 and Daniel Pearl.

Apparently, while he thinks that some of the things he did are perfectly acceptable in the eyes of God, he now feels that the Ravenstahl website operation was truly sinful.