I have "zero tolerance" against domestic abuse, well, except for Trosky because "there are good times in careers and bad times in careers."
And, I was "unaware of the allegations of domestic violence against two of three police officers promoted" even though days before my office said that I wouldn't talk about the effects of these promotions on women.
It's just not my fault because as mayor, I only get to approve or disapprove these promotions. It's Nate's fault! He did it! And the rules, yeah, those too!
I am "upset and frustrated" which is why I skipped yesterday's hearing before the public and why my office can't confirm exactly where I was or even if I'll watch the video tape of the hearings.
It's just so unfair that this is happening...to me!
We have a a Mayor who can't do the right thing in the first place and who never accepts any responsibility for his mistakes.
The only politician in this country who may be a bigger spoiled brat than Lil Mayor Luke is George W. Bush.
I used to think that maybe a silver lining would be that after two more years of Ravenstahl's mistakes and lies and excuses the public would be so fed up that they would elect a decent progressive.
But we're no longer talking about sleep-overs to NYC on school nights or Tiger Hunts, we're talking about the safety and the very lives of the women and children of Pittsburgh.
DeSantis is looking better by the hour.
It's not my fault!