Prosecute the torture.

August 28, 2007

Gonzales Finds New Job
Moves to Pgh to Work for Ravenstahl Administration

Pittsburgh Mayor Luke Ravenstahl remarked of the new hire, "Myself, I'm tired of questions about who I eat or play golf with. After an exhaustive national search I've found someone to advise me on ethics and honesty and Alberto Gonzales is my guy."

Ravenstahl added, "I'm moving forward with this thing and I better get some points in the media for diversity too."

After the mini press conference, Ravenstahl and Gonzales changed out of their suits and played nine holes. Mayor Ravenstahl said he would have preferred to get in 18 but it was, after all, a work day.

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3 comments:

Sherry said...

this sent me into a giggling fit!

Matt H said...

Ravenstahl would never ever have someone like Gonzalez around him.

Come on.

Schmuck Shitrock said...

When asked how he acquired the position, Gonzalez answerer, "Senator, I'm afraid I can't recall remembering any memory of that.