We are the 99%

September 27, 2007

Mayor Luke Ravenstahl Needs Your Help!

Mayor Luke Ravenstahl needs your help!

He's managed all on his own to snub an African American group, and a group of women, and another African American group, all in favor of hanging out with rich white guys.


http://kdka.com/video/?id=32302@kdka.dayport.com

You see the problem, right? He's already repeating himself!

If he snubs an LGBT group he would be in danger of possibly snubbing some rich white guy, and this being Pittsburgh and not Philly, it may be difficult for him to find a group of Latinos to snub in time before the November election.

Please help Mayor "Where In The World Is" Luke Ravenstahl find another group of citizens to snub in favor of more rich white dudes.

I'll start off:
Mayor Luke Ravenstahl should next snub ____________ in favor of some rich white guys.

... a group of penniless orphans....
Now it's your turn....

10 comments:

Anonymous said...

Mayor Luke Ravenstahl should next snub THE HANDICAPPPED in favor of some rich white guys.

Anonymous said...

Mayor Luke Ravenstahl should next snub WORKING MOMS in favor of some rich white guys.

Anonymous said...

Mayor Luke Ravenstahl should next snub Pittsburgh Hoagie in favor of some rich white guys.

(Oh wait, that already happened. lol)

Anonymous said...

Mayor Luke Ravenstahl should next snub integrity, honor and morality in favor of some rich white guys.

Oh wait, he already did that.

Anonymous said...

Mayor Luke Ravenstahl should next snub Ninth Grade Nation. (oh wait, that already happened despite the Pittsburgh Promise)

The Bag of Health and Politics said...

Granted, they're not rich and are working class people, but the Mayor should next snub the Labor Council in favor of a meeting with a CEO that just outsourced all local jobs. I don't think that is outside the realm of possibility at the moment. And I personally would love to witness the reaction if he did that.

Can you hem these pants? said...

Mayor Luke should snub all Pittsburgh voters as he gets fitted for a suit for his next Letterman, Ron Burkle, Tiger Woods or Sienna Miller outing.

Or maybe Mayor Luke should snub good police officers and only promote the worst?

Oh, yeah, he already did all that.

How about Mayor Luke should snub every community group he's supposed to be meeting with so he can take lying lessons, since that's something he really loves doing, but isn't any good at?

Bram Reichbaum said...

The next logical thing to do is blow off a debate.

Mark Rauterkus said...

Bram, the mayor has already blown off many debates by bringing his administration (fire chief, police chief, citiparks director, BBI, Pub Works, etc.) to community meetings that should be real debates.

I want 30 debates, not 3. That's what we have had in the past, generally.

Mark Rauterkus said...

The Mayor (with Onorato's help) should snub Hockey Players and Neighborhoods wanting to do something with OUR PUBLIC PARKS, in favor of some rich white guys -- and gals.