What Fresh Hell Is This?

November 19, 2007

FOX News: Bed Bug Central!

From TVNewser:
TVNewser has learned that a small area of the Fox News Channel newsroom has evidence of insects believed to be bed bugs. What is not known is how the insects got into the basement-level newsroom of the News Corp. headquarters. Most likely, an employee or guest unknowingly transported the poppy seed-sized bugs on their clothing, which then made their way into the fabric or carpeting.
Couldn't happen to a nicer bunch of folks!

A bed bug.
They suck on the blood of humans.
How appropriate is that!


Sherry said...

instant karma, how perfect!

Anonymous said...

John K. says: Well how else did the bed bugs get there, the liberals who enter the room brought them. Duhhhhh!

Maria said...

I'm betting that they rode in on a loofah.

Anonymous said...


Don't forget that once they got there that they were surviving of Falafel.

- Shawn

Anonymous said...


Anonymous said...

It's that Alan Colmes, damn liberal.

Bram Reichbaum said...

Gotta be O'Reilly.

"Fair and Balanced" Dave said...

Q: What's the difference between a Fox News anchor and a bedbug?

A: One is a filthy, disgusting, blood-sucking parasite and the other is a bedbug.


Maria said...

Or as Keith Olbermann said last night: how did the exterminators know when to stop?

Sherry said...

i did love that line.

KingBushwicktheToityToid said...

It's All Just A Nekkid Guvmint Plot!!-Dale Gribble