"There were a couple of people in the crowd “with YouTubes.” [meaning cameras]
- Senate Finance Committee Chairman Max Baucus (D-MT)
"Will you ask the President to show me his gift certificate — I mean, his — gift certificate — his birth certificate."
- Former House Majority Leader Tom DeLay (R-Dancing With The Stars)
The "controversy" over First Lady Michelle Obama's shorts.
- Here (and everywhere)