i would have either had a heart attack or bashed them with a ball bat before i realized they were just fools.
My heart jumped when I heard the doorbell. I thought I'd find a cop at the door or someone with some horrible news.When it registered that it was a couple all dressed up from a night on the town, I was just disgusted.There'd been a loud party on my block earlier and fools honking horns at 2AM calling out to someone.I didn't even say anything to the idiots at the door and when they saw me, they sheepishly walked away.[sigh]
You have a doorbell? What's that?
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