March 21, 2010

Lil Ricky Santorum Attempts to Schiavo HCR

Looks like Lil Ricky is getting nostalgic for the good old days of Terri Schiavo. If he really cared, he'd take the short drive from his home in Virginia (right after Mass of course) to DC and chain himself to the doors at the Capitol so no one could get in to vote on the wicked, wicked abortion bill today.


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Maybe he can threaten to throw himself off the dome...
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3 comments:

Maria said...

Do it for the kids, Rick!

spork_incident said...

But wouldn't it be okay to abort the millions of children and then take 'em home in jars for a mantle displays?

(Word verification word: frist...heh.)


A Spork in the Drawer

Clyde Wynant said...

Better yet, don't abort, but let them die as newborns, then bring them home for the rest of the kids to see. Nothing like a dead fetus to improve the family unit!