Prosecute the torture.

September 3, 2010

Eww...

First some background from the ever vigilant Pittgirl:
Today, the Penguins signed forward Mike Comrie to a one-year $500,000 contract, which seems like pesos as far as professional athlete salaries go.
She added a picture of Comrie and then went on to say that just got married to someone famous. Who? Pittgirl answers in a way that only Pittgirl could:
Hilary Duff AKA Lizzy McGuire AKA the rare Disney starlet whose exposed ass and/or breasts and/or bajingo have not been seen on the Internet.

That I know of.
Ok, so I was listening to Mark Madden this afternoon on the commute home and he was interviewing Comrie.

Coincidentally his first comment to the newest Penquin was about his new wife Hillary. After an uncomfortable caveat (he started with a "Not to sound sick..."), Madden pointed out that he used to watch Lizzie McGuire "but not for the dialog." He then complimented Comrie on his beautiful wife Hillary.

Classy guy. Let's run some numbers and you'll see the eww.

Mark Madden was born in December 1960. So that puts him at 49, right? He'll turn 50 in December.

Lizzie McGuire premiered on the Disney Channel in January, 2001 (when Madden would have been 4o) and ended production in 2004. Star Hillary Duff was born in 1987 and would have been 14 when the show was first broadcast and 17 when it ended production.

Do you see the eww?

Or is it just me?

4 comments:

Joshua said...

Chris Hansen evidently has an opinion.

Sherry said...

i see a big ewwww factor!

Mark Rauterkus said...

Mark Madden is all about ewwww. That's sorta tame for him.

Bram Reichbaum said...

Same applies here?

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/04/11/justin-bieber-snl-video_n_533168.html