What Fresh Hell Is This?

April 27, 2011

President Obama Releases Long Form Birth Certificate

For the birthers:

(Click to enlarge)

(Please hold on to your heads)

UPDATE: Jesus H Christ, Trump is on my teevee taking credit for this. Douchebag. Oh, God! He's saying we have to look at it and see if it's really "real" and now we can get back to the issues. Fucking douchebag. He's saying it's "amazing" that it's "finally materialized." He keeps saying he's honored.

UPDATE 2: Good Lord! Now Trump is pimping his teevee show.

(h/t to Talking Points Memo)


Ol' Froth said...

Wait, that document says "Certificate of Live Birth" not "Birth Certificate." Where's the REAL birth certificate???

Maria Lupinacci said...

And, the kerning was off, and it was printed on paper that wasn't produced until after 1987!

Ol' Froth said...

Also too!!11!! Notice how his "mother's" supposed first name is in brackets, and how its a man's name, not a woman's!!11!!

Maria Lupinacci said...

Oh my god! That's what he's been hiding -- his mom -- she's a man, baby! That proves Obama is gay!

Ol' Froth said...

This of course raises the question: Who is the REAL mother??? And was she a US citizen??????

Don Joebob said...

That BC must be highlighted on every liberal blog in the country.

Check out my take at http://baldytrump.blogspot.com/

Thanks for the comments.

Maria Lupinacci said...

Oh come now. We know where his REAL mother is. She's buried in a graveyard in Europe -- and she's not human -- as befits the mother of the antichrist!

EdHeath said...

I loved how Colbert held up his printout of the Certificate of Live Birth (short form) and then his printout of the Certificate of Live Birth (long form) and the long form was smaller than the short form (albeit it had a lot more tiny writing).

On CNN some "expert" was blathering on about how the long form said Obama II instead of Obama Jr, and how the father's race was listed as "African" instead of "Negro", which the expert thought would be more common then. On the other hand, the little I have heard of Obama's father, he might have been somewhat intimidating speaking in accented English.

Sherry said...

trump is great at being a media whore AND pimping himself out at the same time.

capitalism at it's finest i guess.

and his wife hawks chinese made goods on QVC at the same time.