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August 8, 2011

Ricky Santorum vows campaign will not fade away


Desperately seeking attention and a resurrection of his moribund presidential campaign, Lil Ricky Santorum (R-VA) has decided that the one thing "The Day the Music Died" needed was some santorum. Early rockers Buddy Holly, Ritchie Valens, and J. P. "The Big Bopper" Richardson, as well as the pilot, Roger Peterson died in a small plane crash in Iowa on their "Winter Dance Party" tour in 1959. Santorum will be holding a "Santorum Summer Dance Party" in Iowa featuring the late Buddy Holly's backup band the Crickets and the Big Bopper Jr. The jokes write themselves on this one, but you can add your own in the comments section.

Rave on, Lil Ricky!


(No Ritchie Valens tribute by Santorum in Ames, IA for obvious reasons.)



1 comment:

Dayvoe said...

MARIA!!

About that photo. What did Buddy Holly ever do to you that you would do THAT to Buddy Holly?????