Via Jesus' General:
On their way out, Ann throws away her half-consumed hot chocolate, but Mitt approaches the counter. "I know you guys can't sell this again, but I was wondering if one of you guys wanted the rest of my hot chocolate."
"No thanks," one of the other baristas told him, wondering if this was some sort of bizarre joke.
"I don't want to waste it, there's still plenty left, it's still perfectly good..."Got backwash? What's wrong with this guy?!