You know I wish they would develop a masturbation app so I could at least be enjoying myself while I'm enduring this drivel.
Man I can't wait till I get my UPMC business cards. Don't know why I have to wait.Wonder what my email will be. LukeR@upmc.com? No, sounds like "lucre", that could go wrong on teh Facebook. Luke@upmc.com ? oops - Luke@upmc.edu? Yeah, that'll be good. I'll be dropping those puppies in fishbowls all over town.
"I be on my suit and tie sh*t, tie sh*t, tie I be on my suit and tie sh*t, tie sh*t Can I show you a few things? A few things, a few things, little baby cause I be on my suit and tie sh*t..."
What do you want? This has been my public face for years!
I wonder if bubbles is dancing at Silky's tonight?
Don't nod off, don't nod off ... how long till I can get out of here ... will he/she never shut up ...
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