It's the summer of 1963, err, 2013 in the Good Ol' U.S. of A and everything is A-okay!
Any 'War on Poverty' Is Thankfully Still Just A Dream
Poverty? What poverty? This is the greatest nation on the face of the Earth!
(80 Percent Of U.S. Adults Face Near-Poverty, Unemployment: Survey)
We Will Arrest Those Who Practice The Love
That Dare Not Speak Its Name
Really, what do they expect?
(Gays in Baton Rouge arrested under invalid sodomy law)
The Little Lady Knows Her Place (As She Should)
We're working hard to ensure that the only abortions will be back alley ones!
(As abortion limits sweep US, even 'purple' states join the crackdown)
Negroes Know Their Place Too
Because they know death lies only a whistle at a white woman (or a hoodie) away! George Zimmerman Found Not Guilty And Goes Free)
And For the Ones Who Are Still Too Uppity...
We'll make it as hard as legally possible to vote!
(North Carolina Passes the Country's Worst Voter Suppression Law)
Yes siree, Bob! We wish that summer would always be here!