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April 1, 2016

April Fools Day!

Continuing with this blog's long tradition of April Fool's Day(!) pranks, we'd like to offer this years APRIL FOOL'S DAY jokes:
  1. Donald Trump would make America grrreat again - April Fools!
  2. Climate Science isn't settled - April Fools!
  3. The Middle East is a safer place now that Saddam Hussein is out of power - April Fools!
  4. The short form birth certificate is a fake - April Fools!
  5. The long form birth certificate is a fake - April Fools!
  6. Waterboarding isn't torture - April Fools!
  7. There's rampant voter fraud in Pennsylvania - April Fools!
  8. Planned Parenthood sells baby parts - April Fools!
  9. America was founded on Christian principles - April Fools!
  10. George W. Bush failed to fulfill his duty in the Air National Guard during the Vietnam war -no wait, that one's true
April Fools!!


Omega Supreme said...

1. The Duke Lacrosse and UVA rapes occurred and were covered up by smears, victim blaming and victim shaming.
2. The 60 minutes Bush TANG memos are genuine and accurate as is the movie Truth about them.
3. Police unions and Law Enforcement Bill of rights police insure honesty, integrity, ethics, and accountability of the Police
4. The Patriot act has prevented many terrorist attacks.
5. The US Government does not engage in mass surveillance of US citizens.
6. Police never lie, commit or coverup Misconduct or Perjury.
7. Ted Stevens is Guilty.
8. The government never engages in concealment of evidence.
9. The DOJ/ATF never walked guns to Mexico. And any guns walked were by the
rouge ATF whistle blowers. No one in charge knew anything about the Fast
and Furious gun-walking.
10. The Benghazi attacks were caused by a YouTube Video.
11. 'Not even a smidgen of corruption' at the IRS. There was never any targeting
of Tea party groups. Any targeting to be found was done by rogue
agents in Ohio.
12. Hilary Clinton dodged sniper fire in Kosovo.
13. Davyoe is a independent moderate.

Zeus0209 said...

From grammar.com...again...:

Writers sometimes confuse the use of the articles a and an. We were all taught that a precedes a word starting with a consonant and that an precedes a word starting with a vowel (a, e, i, o, u, and sometimes y).

So for example...again...it would be correct to refer to someone being A trumpoidian asshole or A drumpfian asshole or A toomian asshole. It would furthermore be correct to refer to someone being AN heirian asshole or AN omegian ;) asshole, provided all of those were indeed statements/conclusions we intended to make.

(lord grant us the strength to be as patient as the Logic prof's at CCAC. Amen.)

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