Remember this? Fox and Friends host Brian Kilmeade, made the claim last week that "all Muslims are terrorists."
When he was outed as a bigot and an idiot, a spokesperson for Fox "News" said he'd clarify his position. Well, here it is:
And the text:
Meanwhile, on the show on Friday, I was talking about Bill O'Reilly's appearance on The View, and I said this: "Not all Muslims are terrorists, but all terrorists are Muslims." Well, I misspoke. I don't believe all terrorists are Muslims. I'm sorry about that, if I offended or -- offended or hurt anybody's feelings. But that's it. Now let's go over to Stuart.
Too bad that according to Mediamatters, he said that "all terrorists were muslims" not once but twice that day. The other time was his radio show. Listen at about 1:00 in:
He even adds the equally idiotic:
You can't avoid that fact.
He "clarified" on the radio saying what he said he should have said:
What he said he should have said was that all the 9/11 terrorists were muslim.
Which is, of course, true. But it's also a circular redundancy - that all Muslim terrorists are Muslim.
Kilmeade's still an idiot. And he's still on Fox and Friends.
Fox News host Brian Kilmeade claimed Monday morning that "all terrorists are Muslims."
How does this guy tie his shoes every day?
Here's Huffpost's context. Kilmeade and his fellow genii over at Fox and Friends were discussion Whoopi Goldberg and Joy Behar walking off the set after something Bill O'Reilly said:
"That debate is almost like our debate on training wheels," Kilmeade said of the "View" discussion. "That was our debate seven weeks ago, and they can't handle the give-and-take of a debate. They were outraged that somebody was saying...there was a certain group of people that attacked us on 9/11. It wasn't just one person, it was one religion. Not all Muslims are terrorists, but all terrorists are Muslims."
A spokes person for Fox "News" said he'd "clarify" his remarks on Monday.
Unless it starts with "I was completely wrong when I said that all muslims are terrorists..." it'll be complete crap.
Anti-abortion terrorist Michael Griffin: Not a Muslim Anti-abortion terrorist Paul Hill: Not a Muslim Anti-abortion terrorist Eric Rudolph: Not a Muslim Anti-abortion terrorist James Kopp: Not a Muslim Anti-abortion terrorist Scott Roeder: Not a Muslim
All Christians, by the way.
Brian Kilmeade is still an idiot. And as of this writing, he's still employed by Fox.
That's when Fox "News" host said, comparing Finland to the United States:
Finland -- Finns marry other Finns, so they have a pure society. In America, we marry everybody.
Well he's apologized. And here's what he said (from HuffingtonPost):
I made comments that were offensive to many people. That was not my intention, and looking back at those comments I realize they were inappropriate. For that I sincerely apologize. America [is a] huge melting pot, and that is what makes us such a great country...
As every story I've read hat tips Gawker, I'll have to assume they have the original story. Here's what they say:
To stave off dementia! Yes, today the befuddled screech owls on Fox & Friends were discussing a study that states that those that stay married fend off Alzheimer's and dementia better than lonely divorcees. Brian Kilmeade took issue with this.
He didn't trust the study because it was done in Finland and Sweden and the Finns and the Swedes stay "pure" by only marrying each other. Whereas in America, everyone marries everyone (so long as they're white and their partner is white. Oh, and straight!) So therefore the study doesn't mean anything.
Suddenly the clouds parted and a thin ray of sunshine shone down on the pesky corn nut that is Gretchen Carlson—descendant of some Nordic "species", for sure—and she ably, if simply, mocked crazy dumb Kilmeade for being crazy and dumb and possibly suffering from dementia.
KILMEADE: Different. Leave it to the Finns and Swedes to some up with something. They literally --
CARLSON: Don't look at me, pal.
KILMEADE: Because that's a -- we are -- we're -- we're a -- we're -- we keep marrying other species and other ethnics and other --
CARLSON: Are you sure they're not suffering from some of the --
KILMEADE: I mean, the Swedes --
CARLSON: -- causes of dementia right now?
BRIGGS: What are you getting at?
KILMEADE: See, the problem is, the Swedes have pure genes.
BRIGGS: OK.
KILMEADE: Because they marry other Swedes. Because that's the rule. Finland -- Finns marry other Finns, so they have a pure society. In America, we marry everybody.
BRIGGS: OK.
KILMEADE: So, we'll marry Italians and Irish.
BRIGGS: So, this study does not apply?
KILMEADE: Does not apply to us.
BRIGGS: Huh. You are a scientist.
CARLSON: Amazing deduction, Kilmeade.
So America isn't a "pure society" according to Fox "News" personality Brian Kilmeade because "we marry everybody"? Wonkette has a different take:
Fox & Friends’ Brian Kilmeade made a terrible buffoon of himself on the television this morning! You know why the Olds get Dementia and Alzheimer’s, in America? This is why: “We are — we keep marrying other species and other ethnics and other … See, the problem is the Swedes have pure genes. Because they marry other Swedes …. Fins marry other Fins, so they have a pure society.” Meaning: Ronald Reagan was a mulatto.
So maybe he was just commenting on Alzheimers. In either case, what a frickin idiot.
Watch it yourself:
It's also pretty obvious that someone on the set also feels Kilmeade is an idiot - listen carefully and you'll hear someone whistling. What are they whistling? It's a famous tune from The Wizard of Oz. In case you can't recognise the tune, here are the lyrics. They're fitting, doncha think?
I could wile away the hours Conferrin' with the flowers Consultin' with the rain And my head I'd be scratchin' While my thoughts were busy hatchin' If I only had a brain [emphasis added]
So there's at least one person over there at Fox "News" who agrees. Brian Kilmeade is a frickin idiot.
UPDATE: Even without all the charming racism of Kilmeade's ignorance, it's surprising he'd have any problem with the study. According to the BBC:
Being single when you reach middle age could mean more than having the house to yourself - it could increase your risk of dementia.
Swedish research, presented at a US conference, found that marriage or having a partner halved the risk of developing dementia.
Scientists believe social interaction between couples may ward off illness.
The Alzheimer's Research Trust said the results were worrying, given the high divorce rates in the UK.
You'd think the "family values" crowd over at Fox "News" would be pushing this story. Stay married! If you're divorced, get remarried! You'll save yourself from Alzheimers!
Again all it shows is that Brian Kilmeade is a frickin idiot.
