Candidate Profile: Meet John McCain!

John McCain is the Republican presidential candidate.He is a senator from Arizona and a famous former POW(but everyone knows that he doesn't like to talk about that).

Sen. McCain with his lovely beer heiress wife,
Cindy, outside one of their dozen lovely homes.

McCain gets a visit from his vice presidential pick Governor Sarah Palin of Alaska and her family.Aren't they all just the bee's knees!



McCain on the campaign trail.



First, he visits Lehman Brothers workers and lets themknow that the fundamentals of our economy are strong!He promises them a chicken in every pot and a carin every garage.



McCain next visits temporary housing set up forHurricane Ike victims. He also promises them achicken in every pot and a car in every garage.UPDATE: It turns out that these are Hurricane Katrinavictims still waiting for permanent homes.



Finally at the end of a hard day of meeting the people,John McCain bids his wife goodnight on the very latesthigh-tech gadget proving that he is a real changecandidate for the new century!
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Birds Of A Feather

John McCain today:

You know, that there’s been tremendous turmoil in our financial markets and Wall Street and it is — people are frightened by these events. Our economy, I think, still the fundamentals of our economy are strong. But these are very, very difficult times.

Herbert Hoover in 1928:

With impressive proof on both sides of magnificent progress, no one can righly deny the fundamental correctness of our economic system.

Both were wrong.