Tracking Teh Crazie - Victoria Jackson

Via Huffingtonpost:

Former "Saturday Night Live" actress Victoria Jackson, working on confidential information she as a web talk show host has special clearance to obtain, has claimed that the United States is being overtaken by radical Muslims bent on bringing the nation under Sharia law.

"I just went to a briefing in Washington DC, across the street from the Capitol, at the Longworth building at 8:30 am two days ago and it changed my life," Jackson said last week on her web show, "Politichicks." "For six hours, I saw pictures and names and dates and facts and Islamic law books and Korans, Surahs for six hours and they proved to me... that the Muslim Brotherhood has infiltrated our highest positions in government and this is serious."

You can watch it here, if you like.  It's episode 10.

Huffpost points out that Jackson blogged on the meeting earlier in December:

I went to a six hour briefing in Washington D.C. last week. Thirty eight government representatives were invited. Fifteen showed up. Slides, photos, names, dates and documents were shown overhead proving that the Muslim Brotherhood, not only planned the “Arab Spring” and Libyan take over, but has infiltrated our highest government positions, schools, courts and military and is even making policy.

And then:

During this briefing, I saw many documents that had been confiscated from F.B.I. raids on Muslim cells. One document from 30 years ago outlined their “phased plan” to overtake America/the West; 1) Phase of discreet and secret establishment of leadership 2) Phase of gradual appearance on the public scene. Gaining public support and sympathy. Establishing a shadow government (secret) within the Government 3) Escalation phase, prior to conflict and confrontation with the rulers, through utilizing mass media. 4) Open public confrontation with the Government through exercising the political pressure approach. Training on use of weapons domestically and overseas. 5) Seizing power to establish the Islamic Nation under which all parties and Islamic groups are united.

John Guandolo and Steve Coughlin spoke, “…The Elbarasse archives and close observation revealed these techniques employed by the Ikhwan to achieve civilization jihad in America; expand Muslim presence by birth rate, immigration and refusal to assimilate; occupy and expand domination of physical spaces; ensure the Muslim community knows and follows MB doctrine; control the language we use in describing the enemy; ensure we do not study their doctrine; force compliance with shariah at local levels; fight all counter-terrorism efforts; employ ‘lawfare’ – the offensive use of lawsuits and threats of lawsuits; claim victimization/demand accommodations; condemn “slander” against Islam; subvert the U.S. education system – infiltrate and dominate U.S. Middle East and religious studies programs; demand the right to practice shariah in segregated Muslim enclaves; demand recognition of sharia in non-Muslim spheres; confront and denounce Western society, laws, traditions; demand that shariah replace Western law.

John Guandolo and Steve Coughlin are both VPs at the Stategic Engagement Group and evidently they were reading from this report by the Center for Security Policy (page 74):

The Elbarasse archives and close observation of the Brotherhood’s operations reveal the following as the most important of the techniques employed by the Ikhwan in America to achieve the seditious goals of its civilization jihad:

• Expanding the Muslim presence by birth rate, immigration, and refusal to assimilate;
• Occupying and expanding domination of physical spaces;
• Ensuring the “Muslim Community” knows and follows MB doctrine;
• Controlling the language we use in describing the enemy;
• Ensuring we do not study their doctrine (shariah);
• Co-opting key leadership;
• Forcing compliance with shariah at local levels;
• Fighting all counterterrorism efforts;
• Subverting religious organizations;
• Employing lawfare - the offensive use of lawsuits and threats of lawsuits;
• Claiming victimization / demanding accommodations;
• Condemning “slander” against Islam;

By the way, The CSP is Frank Gaffney's group.

Hmm...warnings from the Center for Security Policy.  Yea, we can trust that intel.  Sure we can.

A Visit To Crazie Central

And by that I mean, of course, World Net Daily.

If ever you want to see what teh crazie is thinking, go check out WND. Just make sure you're not drinking any sort of beverage as you read. An involuntary spit take may commence.

I was going to write primarily about this Victoria Jackson column I found over the weekend. She manages to cram a lifetime of crazie into a few hundred words. It's breath taking. First there's the religious bigotry:

Frankly, I'm afraid to say anything about Muslims. Why? Because they kill people.

In fact she, opened with that. Then there's the religious bigotry mixed with just random dishonesty:

Why do liberals embrace Shariah law even though "beheading your wife" seems to go against the feminist movement's mantra? Why do liberals embrace Islam knowing it frowns on homosexuality?

Because they have the same goals. Progressives, communists, liberals, globalists and Muslims want to destroy America.

Pay attention to teh gay. It bubbles up later. After her opening, Jackson wrote out a skit/interview (and I am guessing she thinks it's comedy) with Katie Couric about a new al-Qaeda woman's magazine (and no I did not make that past part up). Jackson concludes:

This new al-Qaida magazine for women has beauty tips and suicide-bomber tips! Gimme a break! That is as ridiculous as two men kissing on the mouth! And I don't care what is politically correct. Everyone knows that two men on a wedding cake is a comedy skit, not an "alternate lifestyle"! There I said it! Ridiculous!

Did you see "Glee" this week? Sickening! And, besides shoving the gay thing down our throats, they made a mockery of Christians – again! I wonder what their agenda is? Hey, producers of "Glee" – what's your agenda? One-way tolerance?

I am always amazed that you tend to see how often that one particular metaphor ("shoving the gay thing down our throats") is used by the anti-gay crusaders in America. I am guessing it signals a particular homophobic fear - usually among men. That fact that a woman strapped it on to a WND rant doesn't make it any less homophobic.

As crazie as Victoria Jackson is, she's outshown by Scaife beneficiary Larry Klayman (he of Judicial Watch) who had this published in WND this weekend. First he spouts out basically every Clinton era conspiracy theory out there and opens with, you guessed it, Vince Foster:

During the so-called "Clinton years," when I took the testimony of nearly everyone in the White House, it became well-known that Hillary Rodham Clinton was in effect the operational chief of the administration and its "hit man" – the evil point person for destroying adversaries – and head of the "War Room," which also comprised James Carville and George Stephanopoulos. Hubbie Bill was the "creative genius," not only with regard to foreign policy, but literally with regard to "domestic affairs." Just ask Monica Lewinsky and the cigar industry. But there is one statement I will always remember: "Hillary rules the school," testified to by Linda Tripp, the former assistant to mysteriously deceased Hillary law-firm partner and Clinton Deputy White House Counsel Vince Foster – giving a new meaning to the French expression "femme fatale." As also suggested during the testimony, Vince was the "love slave" who "watered Hillary's office plants" and may have died for being honest and not wanting to go along any longer in helping her execute evil deeds. Over 80 material witnesses and others "died" during the Clinton years, and poor Vince was only one of them.

I guess the fact that Ken Starr's own investigation reaffirmed Foster's suicide only proves that either Hilary threatened Starr himself or that that maybe he's in on the conspiracy.

Maybe Ken Starr's Hilary's love slave, too!

The whole point of Klayman's column is to pose a few more kinks in the kinky Clinton conspiracy:

• Barack Obama named didn't want to name Hilary Clinton as Vice President because he was afraid that if she were Vice President, she'd kill him.
• He also named her Secretary of State because then she'd get the blame for his planned foreign policy of "anti-Americanism, appeasement, weakness, prevarication and hostility toward Israel and nearly all things Jewish and Christian."
• He's doing this to undercut her chances of challenging him in 2012.

On the other hand, she's got her own plan:

In 2011, it may be passé for Hillary to get rid of people by having them disappear. But with Obama there is an easier way that I suspect may, in this age of "civility," be the femme fatale's new modus operandi. I have come to conclude, through sources close to Hillary, that she herself may again be working on the so-called "birther" issue, which she first raised during her 2008 presidential campaign. For if Hillary can finally obtain proof positive that President Obama was born in Kenya, and not in Hawaii as he claims, then she will not have to send him on a day trip to Fort Marcy Park to retire him as president. What could be cleaner?

This is the guy who runs Judicial Watch, beneficiary of $8.74 million in Scaife funds over the last few decades.

Teh Crazie - for all to see.

Ok, NOW I'm Sold! SIGN. ME. UP.

For the kids in the audience, Victoria Jackson was once famous. She was on SNL from 1986 to 1992.

But that's completely beside the point. I just found out how completely and utterly wrong I am about every political position I've had for the last, oh, 30 years or so.

Thank you, Victoria Jackson. I now see the truth. The scales have fallen from my eyes (Acts 9:18).

More truth from Victoria (Ms Jackson if you're nasty):

Social Security and Medicare are broke. Baby boomers, like me, are getting old and will soon be asking for it. Socialized medicine makes people die. You stand in a long, long line with a breast lump, clogged artery, or sharp pencil stuck in your eye, and someone like the DMV person, who can’t speak English, has chewing gum, an attitiude, really long fake nails that curl up at the end, and is talking on a cell phone, enjoying their power trip moment, is finally face to face with you. They mumble something incoherent about paperwork. You die. One less person in line for Social Security and Medicare!

Obama legally kills babies and now he can legally kill Grandmas!

Hitler did this. He killed the weak, the sick, the old, and babies and races/religions he didn’t like. Hitler also controlled the media. (Where’s the public debate between scientists on “Climate Change/Global Warming?”) Hitler had the VW bug invented as the state car. What will O’s nationalized car be? So… kill off the weak. That’s the plan. Tax the workers to death. Erase the middle class. Sounds like the evil governments we studied in high school long ago. The evil governments were : kings, oligarchies, facist, socialist, and communist. Now it’s called the Obama Administration. Sounds like candy or a rock band.

Thank GOD for Victoria Jackson. I shudder to think of where my life would have gone had I not stumbled over her youtube clip.