An idea whose time has come. Guys, this one's for you:
"I solemnly swear to abstain from sexual intercourse with any and all human females, paid or unpaid, regardless of age, ethnicity, national origin and marital status, including my own wife, who hasn't let me near her anyway since this whole birth control thing began.Read Kalson's entire article here.
"I further swear to hold my sperm sacred for its zygote-creating potential and to account for every single one my body produces, verified by monthly tests and exams.
"My employer has the right to question me and see the test results, in order to avoid providing medical coverage for behavior he finds morally objectionable."
