What Fresh Hell Is This?

May 15, 2006

Satire Ahead!

Here. Read this.
Pro-life advocates celebrated approval of the new anti-abortion drug UR-86 by the Food and Drug Administration Tuesday, calling it a "safe and effective method" for terminating pregnant women while leaving their unborn children unharmed.
Huh? What?
Pro-life advocates, many of whom had petitioned the FDA to approve UR-86 while the drug was still in the research-and-development stage, also reacted warmly to the FDA's decision. Randall Terry, founder of Operation Rescue, praised the new pharmaceutical for its potential use in cases of rape and incest, saying it could help end the shame and humiliation of such trauma while saving the life of the fetus.
Randall Terry - what a guy.


Sherry P said...

if they could, they would, might be working in labs as i type this.

Ol' Froth said...

Obviously, the woman is a slut who deserves to die, how dare she experience pleasure? Meanwhile, there is a 50% chance the blastocyte will be a male, deserving of the full protection of the government!

Maria said...

Damn! Some of them are male? Well, that's a real fly in the ointment...on the boil of the butt of the Randall Terry (and the makers of this obvious wonder drug).