1. Hot Vacation Destination!
(It's not just Springtime for Hitler -- it's anytime!)
2. Santorum Makes the "Great Moments in Senate Fashion" List!
(Ricky pulls off the tricky Great-Gatsby-meets-My-Little-Pony look!)
3. Ann Coulter Identifies John Murtha as a Target for Murder
(It's called "fragging" and it's SO HOT!)