"President Bush temporarily will transfer power to Vice President Dick Cheney while Bush has a colonoscopy Saturday."One would certainly assume by now that Bush has had his head up there long enough to know every nook, cranny and crevice in loving detail.
Also, one could be forgiven for wondering how Cheney could possibly take control for the Prez when he's not even a member of the Executive Branch . . .
(h/t to Shakesville.)