What Fresh Hell Is This?

July 28, 2008

Tomorrow Night

In the book of Malachi, there is a prophecy about a forerunner who would prepare the way for the Gab:
"See, I will send my messenger, St. John the Macyapper, who will prepare the way before me. Then suddenly the one you are seeking will come to this Comedy Club; the messenger of the covenant, whom you desire, will come," says the GAB Almighty. - McIntire 3:1 (DMD translation).
This prophecy, my friends, will be fulfilled tomorrow night at the Improv:
And there were in the same country bloggers abiding in the fields, keeping watch over their blogs by night. And lo, the angel of the GAB came upon them, and the glory of the GAB shone round about them, and they were so afraid. And the angel said unto them, Fear not, for behold, I bring unto you good tidings of great joy, which shall be to all people. For unto you this day is brought in the City of Rooney, a Savior ette, which is GAB. And this shall be a sign unto you; you shall find the babe wrapped in wrinkled clothes with a gentleman's tie for a belt and speaking into a microphone in a comedy club at the Waterfront. And suddenly there was with the angel, a multitude of the heavenly host, praising GAB, and saying, ‘Glory to GAB in the highest, and on Earth peace, good will toward men (wymyn, too)'”. Ravenstahl 2:8 (DMD translation)
That’s what Comedy is all about, Charlie brown.

Can I get an amen!


PS The Roches will NOT be performing tomorrow - but I am sure they're just as enthused about John and Gab's gig.


Anonymous said...

John K: Gee does the ACLU know that a lefty is aware of the bible? Can we get the ACLU to sue to prevent that being on the internet seeing as how Gore invented the internet?

Ms. Monongahela, Ms. Chief Editor said...

Dave, Maria -- are you going? It would be nice to see either/both of you.

Anonymous said...

To John K -

Didn't you know that it's not "bible" but "Bible"?

How disrespectful of you!

Why do you hate Christianity?


I own your sorry ass.


Anonymous said...

Jonhnny, baby, the Devil can quote scriputre with the best of 'em!

Ol' Scratch says "hi" (well, more like "hiiii"), btw. ;)

- Shawn

Anonymous said...

I'm sure there will be some roaches there. wait, do they still call them that?

Anonymous said...


I thought you were more respectful than this....


Maria said...

Hmmm...Homestead...no car...not likely, I'm afraid.

Anonymous said...

John K: Don't worry the ACLU won't sue, they only sue conservatives when they mention the Bible. As a sidebar, I see we have a spelling Nazi in here who doesn't read substance but only typos. LMAO

Gab Bonesso said...

David! You're feeding into my Shrink's theory that I "have a God complex". I hope to see you there tonight. You've inspired me to wear my tie-belt!

Anonymous said...

Maria.. What's up? The commune's VW van already booked?