Tomorrow Night

In the book of Malachi, there is a prophecy about a forerunner who would prepare the way for the Gab:

"See, I will send my messenger, St. John the Macyapper, who will prepare the way before me. Then suddenly the one you are seeking will come to this Comedy Club; the messenger of the covenant, whom you desire, will come," says the GAB Almighty. - McIntire 3:1 (DMD translation).

This prophecy, my friends, will be fulfilled tomorrow night at the Improv:

And there were in the same country bloggers abiding in the fields, keeping watch over their blogs by night. And lo, the angel of the GAB came upon them, and the glory of the GAB shone round about them, and they were so afraid. And the angel said unto them, Fear not, for behold, I bring unto you good tidings of great joy, which shall be to all people. For unto you this day is brought in the City of Rooney, a Savior ette, which is GAB. And this shall be a sign unto you; you shall find the babe wrapped in wrinkled clothes with a gentleman's tie for a belt and speaking into a microphone in a comedy club at the Waterfront. And suddenly there was with the angel, a multitude of the heavenly host, praising GAB, and saying, ‘Glory to GAB in the highest, and on Earth peace, good will toward men (wymyn, too)'”. Ravenstahl 2:8 (DMD translation)

That’s what Comedy is all about, Charlie brown.

Can I get an amen!

Hallelujah!

PS The Roches will NOT be performing tomorrow - but I am sure they're just as enthused about John and Gab's gig.